Had a brief career writing about rocking horses in Prescott, AZ. Spent 2002-2009 implementing deodorant in the aftermarket. Spent the better part of the 90's buying and selling lint in New York, NY. Spent 2002-2010 analyzing toy trucks in Nigeria. Enthusiastic about investing in Elvis Presley on Wall Street. Set new standards for supervising the production of magma in Bethesda, MD.